My Deranged Uncles Proposed new self-help book's chapter list:
1 Your fears, your guilt, your fault!
2 If you ain't careful, it's going to happen
3 Better shameful n' safe than anxiety free and dead
4 Yer Obsessions is warnins you should pay attention to!
5 Doors locked, bottles out!
6 Trying to control the future
7 Help your neighbor with his problems too
8 Maybe you are just a loser
9 You might just want to quit
10 Think About Your Death